River the Master Butter Maker

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June 18th 2011 3:21 pm
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Hello kitties,

Can any of you kitties make your parents into butter? I am a master butter maker! You want to know how you do this? You just wait until they are looking at you and then you do something so unbelievably cute that they melt, just like butter! I've been doing it all morning, mommy keeps awwwwing at me! I am the master butter maker!

I also just wanted to thank all you kitties for celebrating with me as the cat of the week. This has been the greatest honor ever. I'm such a proud happy butter making mancat! hehehe! I want to take this time in the spotlight to make one last plug for a good cause too! Everyone who has a facebook should check out the Auction for Odie and Doofus It is running through the 21st. We've got some Happy River Dances catnip company toys in there as well as lots of other great things from great people to bid on to help a great cause. Help out those kitties in need friends! Go and check it out before it closes! Thanks!!!

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Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 3:26 pm

How comes I's didna knows bout dis??? Wees gots to checks de auction out!!

Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 3:34 pm

You likely will melt your pawrents hearts a lot faster in this warm weather...MOL! I thought you were going to say something about kneading them into a pat of butter...MOL!
Very cute!

Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 4:02 pm

No melting talents here, unless it's when I talk to the ladies.

Purred by: Mietzi Katze (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 6:47 pm

I need more butter making practice. Mom thinks I'm cute when I sleep but when I'm awake I'm mostly trouble.

Purred by: Samsara (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 10:56 pm

I'm with Pipo on that one. Brofur, (Angel) Cappuccino used to make butter from one of Mom's butt cheeks!

Mom thinks I do a pretty good job of it when I sing to my mousie as I'm carrying him around!

But I bet you make hearts melt all the time, River!

Purred by: Tiny Mighty MoeMoe~Dreamette # (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 11:10 pm

Hi River yea moma says I am just great at this talent...ok well we all are but I am the best according to me. Mom does that like your mom does awwww and then she says moemoe your so cute moma loves moemoe.
Isn't it great?

Purred by: ☀ Jezebel DG 29 ☀ (Catster Member)

June 18th 2011 at 11:59 pm

Yep, I've been working that butter thing for a long time - hee hee!

Purred by: Max (Catster Member)

June 19th 2011 at 4:07 am

I bet you are real good at butter making.

Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

June 19th 2011 at 10:00 am

We're always melting Mom and Dad too!

Purred by: Sonny Bono Angel Dreamboat-#34 (Catster Member)

June 20th 2011 at 2:01 am

Hey River it works everytime MOL! Now I am gonna call you "Butter River",you are a handsome dude, you can handle it.
Congrats on being a DDP! River Rocks!

Hugs From Heaven
Angel Sir Sonny Bono ~

Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

June 20th 2011 at 5:12 am

Well, hansome pal, I can see how EASILY u can do dat to ur mommy!! YEPS, u gotted dat butter down, buddy! MOL! Mom sez I do her all oohey gooey! MOL! Butter River, now dat's a good one, Sonny!! MOL! Cute! Big Concats on ur DDP River, u most certainly ROCK!!!

Love 'n hugs,
MILO

Purred by: Eva V

June 20th 2011 at 6:37 am

Hey River, I was just thinking of doing a diary entry and then asking everyone to do the same. The topic? I was going to write:What do you do that turns your mom into mush.
But I really like butter better.
Would you mind if I borrowed it? I would give you credit,of course! I am not surprised you're a master butter maker! My mom whines and makes smooching sounds just looking at your pics.*TB rolls his eyes&
Congrats on being a DDP! Will be back with a memento.
Happy Bonks,

TB

Purred by: Bibi (Catster Member)

June 20th 2011 at 8:16 am

Hi River-
so glad you are Cat of the Week! Congrats to you and the catnip toes (MOL!).
I make butter sometimes but I'm much more experienced at making bread -- I knead on meowmie's shoulder a bunch to help her go back to sleep after I wake her up in the morning. She needs her beauty rest! Then I curl up on the shoulder and snooze away.
Purrs,
Bibi