February 2nd 2012 3:17 pm
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First off, I want to start this diary by saying that every year I look forward to Samoa's list of dreamboats! Such handsome mancats every year! This year however, she's really let me down. I think she made a giant mistake with her list, I wish she'd sent me a message first asking me, I'd have told her the truth. RIVER??? REALLY??? STINKY BROFUR TOES??? How can he be on the same list with all those other dreamy mancats? MRAT!
Well, I guess he's not THAT bad. I mean, he is my brofur. I suppose I should be happy for him...
But still... MRAT!
Now, I don't really have anything all that important to update you about, which is good right? No news is good news? My belly is still fantastic! My MRATS are still loud! I'm 10 years old and doing great!
We did have a bit of a scare yesterday. Mommy came home from running errands and she smelled of 'other kitties' again. Uh oh! I thought we had run out that 'foster' kitty phase. She said she met a kitty named Toby at Petsmart who looked just like River and she held him for over 20 minutes and carried him around the store while she was doing her shopping. You mean... Toby smelled my nom noms and cat toys before I did? NOOOOOO! They tried to talk her into fostering him and she ALMOST brought him home, but she couldn't get in touch with daddy and didn't want to surprise him with a kitty so she didn't, man I hope he isn't there this weekend. I'm not a foster kitty fan! Even if he is a cutie pie who looks like River. Just what I need, two Rivers running around this house! You can see his picture in mommy's arms here hopefully, if her facebook settings on the picture are right...
Finally, can you believe it kitties, I'm without a Valentine this year! I know, shocking right? I'm beautifuls! hehehe! I guess me and brofur with be Valentine's this year, how icky is that? At least he doesn't have a Valentine either!
Oh, and for anyone who was wondering, I'm still alpha! River can try all he wants, but he's going to have to admit defeat eventually, nobody out MRATS the Princess!
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Since you love my belly so much, my mommy sent your mommy an email about this. Please have her read it and get back to me. You can MRAT your answer quickly.
hehehe, Finney sent me a message before I even got a chance to post this diary entry! I guess I DO have a Valentine! hehehe! Poor River, now he's Valentines Less!
YA SNOOZE YA LOSE!!! MOL. MRRATTTT my love!
Oh...cranberries to quote Da Tabbies...
Well that Toby is quite a dude, wow a River twin! MOL!
I bet you are happy you don't have to put up with 2 Rivers! MOL!
oooooooooh!!! brofur Finney is a total cootie!! sos glads that U's twos r VALENTINES!!! MOL!! thez is so many last moment Valentines out thez!! FUN!! btw Sissy wants to give ur furtastic belly nice rubss!! INTERESTED???
whoa...he DOEZ look like river !!!!!!!!