Simone's say MRAT!

ACK! GONZA ATTACK!!!

January 18th 2012 2:00 pm
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Oh Nose! Intruder!

See kitties, mommy is a big Muppets Fan. Any of you see the new Muppet Movie? She's like that character Walter, crazy about the Muppets. Her favorite muppet is Gonzo and she's got a stuffed animal version of him. Usually, Gonzo lives with all mom's other crazy stuffed animals where I don't have to see him, but for some reason the other day she decided to put him in MY chair. I know, EVERYTHING is out to steal my spots!

Anyways, here I come, ready to find a comfy snuggle spot to snooze in. Unsuspectingly, I jump up into my big comfy chair and... HOLLY CATS WHAT'S THAT???

I puffed up big and scary and started growling and hissing. Mommy was at her desk and she looked up and started laughing at me, which only made me crankier. THIS IS NOT FUNNY MOMMY! There's an INTRUDER in my chair with a funny blue nose! Oh, I was so mad! I stayed all poofy and growly and hissed like crazy, finally, I bopped him! Nice and hard right on that big funny blue nose of his.

He didn't do anything.

That made me confused and mad, so I bopped him again.

He still didn't do anything.

Ok... now I'm getting confident. I stormed right up to him, chomped his big blue nose, dragged him to the edge of the chair, and threw him onto the ground. Humph and Mrat to you Gonzo! MY CHAIR!

Mommy is still laughing, I don't know why. At least now I can snooze in peace. I just hope when I wake up that he's still on the...

OH MY CATNESS!!! HOW DID HE GET BACK IN MY CHAIR???

 
 

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Purred by: Laura W

January 18th 2012 at 2:36 pm

simone...he looks two much like a burd anymew...he prob ablee IZA burd...forget tossin him ta de floor.... tell river ta open de window N toss him out doorz.....trash cans werk grate:) !!!
Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

January 18th 2012 at 2:40 pm

That is so terrible Simone, I would be mad too.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 18th 2012 at 2:43 pm

MOL! That is pretty funny!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

January 18th 2012 at 5:16 pm

Secretly meowmy is giggling, but I think I would be annoyed too...sheesh, someone hijacking your spawsial pawlace, how dare they do that!
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

January 18th 2012 at 6:59 pm

One time Mom left a Siamese looking stuffed cat around to give to her niece, and let's just say that after my sisfur and I got to it it's been missing ever since. Don't just toss it off: force it into the Wtiness Relocation Program! MOL That goes for anyone who would try to replace us with weird cushy stuff that doesn't move . . .
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

January 18th 2012 at 11:13 pm

MOL!!!!
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

January 18th 2012 at 11:19 pm

MOL!!!!
Purred by: Bibi (Catster Member)

January 19th 2012 at 10:28 am

You go girl and show that Gonzo where he belongs!
MRAT indeed!
Paws to you,
Bibi
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

January 19th 2012 at 2:25 pm

Oh Simone..
Gonzo won't hert yew! He lurvs chickens not kittehs..and ya know what those tabbies say about burds...
Lurvs King Henry
PS (Henry's mom) I LOVED The Muppet movie. I bought the soundtrack and new Christmas CD
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

January 19th 2012 at 5:47 pm

Way to show Gonzo who's boss!


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