November 16th 2011 4:21 pm
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Hi there feline friends of mine,
First off, let me say, Thanks for all the wonderful presents and for those of you who stopped by to help celebrate my Gotcha day and Birthday a while ago. We're still getting some and we just can't believe how loved we are. River wrote a very sappy entry about it so if you want to read it, you can, I'm too MRATy to be sentimental though! hehehehe!
Recently, mommy and me have found something new to argue about... her desk. I believe, and I think I'm right in this assumption, that it's mine, as is everything on it. That means, if I jump onto it and start chewing on the bills she has to pay, or important letters or books, I have that right. Mommy disagrees. Mommy is wrong. She keeps plopping me back on the floor and saying this weird sentence to me, it sounds like "NO Moe Moe! Bad kitty... Floor!" then she points at the ground. I think she's broken. Worst part of all of this, she won't even let me in her lap anymore because I just use it to get on the desk. She's home at that computer of hers typing away, and I can't even get any good snuggle time. She tried to compensate me by moving my heater bed right next to her desk so I can snuggle close to her, but River just steals it and what fun is that?
Oh... no... wait... THAT'S the worst part of it, she lets RIVER on her desk. Can you believe it? She says he's a good boy and just lays next to the printer with his head on the three hole punch as a pillow and falls asleep so he can hang out ON the desk, but I have to be happy with the floor! What is up with that? Blatant favoritism of the stinky brofur and discrimination against the Meezer I tell you! I deserve desk time and papers to chew! Come on mom... you don't even like the bills so what difference does it make if I eat them?
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There's no permission involved-when I want to nap in front of (or on top of) the keyboard,I do it. So I blow the zoom on the screen up to like 500% or so....as long as I'm comfy,that's the important thing!
Daddy won't let me on de confuser desk either!!! but he lets Spot!!! Snork to that!!
Yep the desk is off limits in our house too (when Mom is home!) When she is not here it sometimes looks like we had a confetti party on the desk. Who needs a shredder when you have cats?
Ms. Simone, I chews alla papers too an mama Jen don' likes it. She try make me stops but....
I wrote an entry about this recently! We are not allowed on the desk, but it's on the way to the big kitchen counter, which we're also not allowed on, so I have no choice but to use the desk to get on the counter! It's HER fault!
But, favoritism, mommy votes NO. We both have the same rules or things end up all cattywampus! You don't want THAT, says mommy!
Well, to be fair Snow, mommy says I COULD sit on her desk with her if I would stop chewing on the papers, but I just love chewing. I still think I'm doing her a favor, humans HATE bills, I'm just helping get rid of them!
Oh double standards!! I get booted off the desk too but JULIUS is allowed up there (usually.) So unfair! I hope you protest loudly like I do when mom moves me! I have to be content with lounging on the top of her computer chair...well it IS quite comfy but I won't admit it!
ooooooh, The Cat Ate My Homework Strategy!! Good thinking! Luv, Tink
Pipo is not terribly interested in the desk...but that may be cause he would rather nibble on shrink wrap than paper or cardboard, like I do...so when I get on the desk, hmmm...now I have a reason for that hand that nabs me and puts me back on the floor or the CPU...oh, well, at least the CPU is warm, and it is close to meowmy...hey meowmy why don't you put a cushion on the CPU?
But I still like you, Simone would much rather be right where the action is, else how can I snoopervise what the catretary is typing for me?
She lets River up there and not you?? That doesn't seem right to me - I'd get up this as much as possible!
Oh no MoeMoe my dear friend you gotta talk to da tabbies at troute town they got some really got catattorney's at law that will not stand for this kind of favoritism. Get on that desk girl boobboo does it and she chews on and knock off all kinds of stuff here. I just like to sleep on the key board of the lap top.
love ya girl
Oh, NO! Stinky brothers should NEVER get to do stuff the princess sisters do not get to do. No way. Wrong, wrong, wrong!
MOL, Simone! You ARE just trying to help get rid of those nasty bills for your Mommy! A broken Mommy? oh no! Although...maybe your Mommy has a scratch on her and that's why she says that to you over and over...like broken records do? I wonder if there is a way to fix that...MOL! Albie is the same way as you about jumping up to CHEW on papers...whereas I just like to be able to lay on the desk like River :-) So, I usually get to stay while Albie gets nudged off...MOL!
There sure are a lot of kitty parents out there with a built in double standard... hmmmmmm..... River thinks I'm complaining too much, but HE gets to sleep on the desk by mommy, so what would he know?
Last night, daddy tried to counter attack the Moe Moe hate by picking me up and putting me on HIS lap and telling me I could play on his desk while he played video games all I wanted, but that WASN'T what I wanted, I WANTED mommy desk and mommy lap, and River was hogging all of it!
Hmmmm...I think I see a pattern emerging here. Some cats get to stay on the desk, and they don't chew papers. Other cats do NOT get to stay on the desk, but when they ARE on the desk they DO chew papers. I'm sure there's a connection here...if I could just put my paw on it... :)
She forgot to add Happy DDP today!!!! I got to say it, I got to say-y it!!!
That sounds like discrimination to me, Moe Moe, even though River is one of my best buddies and I should be taking his side (sorry River). Hey, but at least you got a DDP out of it, so congrats and enjoy it! I hope you and River have a Happy Turkey Day!
Concats on being a DDP today, I hope you have a great day
Squirrel & I totally agree with you. Your Mom is out of line. She should just suck it up and make allowances. She should not be saying "No", "Floor".
Concats on your diary honors!
Concats on your Diary Pick today! I think this is proof that Diary Gal is taking your side of things. Your Diary Pick is bringing to light the discrimination you are facing. All cats should be allowed on desks! MOL!
Yay for being a DDP today, Miss Simone Moe Moe! It's fun to be a DDP along side you. I hope you get to hang out on the desk some more. But maybe try not to chew on important stuffs.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!