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Whose Sinoae?

August 29th 2011 2:40 pm
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Ok mom, whose Sinoae and why is petsmart sending us coupons for her? I'm the only lady in this house and my name sure isn't Sinoae! It's SIMONE! S-I-M-O-N-E! The precious Moe Moe toes! I don't know who this Sinoae is, but I want her out of my house! Can you believe it kitties? Petsmart sent us a birthday coupon for some kitty named Sinoae this month. It sure isn't my birthday yet and I'm not named Sinoae so that can only mean mommy is hiding a kitty around here somewhere, I better find her and let her know whose boss... then steal her birthday coupon and get myself some cat treats!

Last night was a rough night for mommy. She thinks I'm trying to take up boxing too! She was trying to fall asleep and I was sleeping in daddy's arms with my little head on the pillow by his. I never sleep with daddy so this was weird. Every time mommy was drifting off to sleep... POW right in the face! I bopped her in the face with my little paw and then went back to pretending I was sleeping. I did this SO MANY TIMES! It was TOO funny! Mommy didn't want to move me cause it's taken me years to bond with daddy and she's just so happy. Finally River came up and slept on mommy's pillow and bopped me every time I bopped mommy, that got me to stop! Spoil sport River! She's MY mommy! Mommy said to me this morning, "You know princess, I never would have de-clawed you in a million years but sometimes I can't help but be grateful someone else did before I found you. If you had claws my face would be a bloody mess this morning!" Darn straight! And mommy... don't you EVER be happy I'm de-clawed! Not cool mommy!

 
 

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Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

August 29th 2011 at 10:12 pm

ROTFL!!!!
Got a huge laugh out of this!!! MOL!
Purred by: Kath U

August 29th 2011 at 10:39 pm

MOL, Simone! Your Are A Funny Little Thing.
Purred by: ♥Simon♥ (Catster Member)

August 29th 2011 at 10:45 pm

Too funny! Sounds just like a cartoon! POW! POW! BAM! POW! And then a big ole MOL!!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

August 29th 2011 at 11:50 pm

MOL!!! Simone, you and Kringle would make a pair!! Noone would get any sleep!!!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

August 29th 2011 at 11:52 pm

MOL! Not Kewl! Not at all! U needs ur smacky paw claws! Hehehe! Well anyway, u bonded wif dad 'n dat's a good thing! Sorry mommy had a rough night! Did u haz bad dreams? River of course, was only doin' his brotherly stuff, ya know? Hehehehe! Him keepin' u in line! Funny stuff!

Purrs 'n nudges,
MILO
Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 12:18 am

Maybe they wanted you to buy Sinoae a present with the coupon? They were trying to drum up business?

Sinoae????
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 1:02 am

That is so funny and River stopping you is even more funny. Sorry but it is.
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 3:02 am

Ha ha, I got a birthday coupon from PetSmart in the wrong month too. But they spelled my name right at least. Enjoy your PetSmart birthday dear Sinoae.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 5:13 am

I'd just steal her coupons and use them on me - that's what she gets for having them sent to your house!
Purred by: Riley

August 30th 2011 at 2:02 pm

The coupons came to your house so I would go on a shopping spree MOL!

Love
Riley
Purred by: Laura W

August 30th 2011 at 2:38 pm

Sinoae be river's gal pal, why doezn't he just fess up N say him haza gurl friend N when is de wedding by de way ! :)
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 2:41 pm

MOL!!!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

August 30th 2011 at 8:41 pm

Shhh, i's not sposed to tell, but dats River's name for Spot, he wants him to live with you!
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

August 31st 2011 at 11:00 pm

MOL! Meowmy got some mail once addressing her as 'The Reverend'...MOL!

I hope your mom will use those coupons, I don't think they will do an identity check...
Do you think you might get some more when your real birthday comes up?

Purrs!
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

September 1st 2011 at 2:01 am

Too funny!

Glad to hear you're bonding with your Dad.
Purred by: Sarge (In Loving Memory) (Catster Member)

September 7th 2011 at 11:42 pm

Our Dad agrees with your Mom. Declawing is bad, but he's happy someone else did it. Lena and I love to make biscuits on Dad.


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