March 26th 2011 1:07 pm
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Oh my kitties, I'm just so flustered I can barely type! You'll never believe what my mommy did to me yesterday! It's so horrible, I can't believe it myself. She KICKED me! How could she? I was just walking around her feet while she was the computer like a good girl, I was being very quiet so that I didn't bother her. Evidently if I'm quiet, she doesn't realize I'm there. She stood up to walk out of the room and boom, right in the belly! It lifted me up and everything. She instantly dropped to the ground and reached for me saying "oh my god Moe Moe, I didn't mean to do that! I'm so sorry Moe Moe, are you all right? Honey girl please come here, I'm so sorry baby."
It's too late, the injustice had been done! I put on my best angry face and stormed off. Mommy chased me down the hallway, Man mommy, can't you take a hint, I'm MAD at you! Leave me alone! She just wouldn't let up! Finally she brought me an offering of cat treats and I showed her I was fine. She better feel guilty about this whole incident though! She kicked me! Me!!! Her little sweetie pie Moe Moe toes! Accident or not, I demand payment of cat treats every hour on the hour until this injustice has been repaid in full! MRAT!
I did kind of forgive her though. She's my mommy, I need her for snuggles, otherwise it's just me and the boys in the house, and that won't do one bit! I just want her to remember this moment! Always check your feet mommy, sometimes I'm quiet and well behaved, and those are the moments you have to watch for me!
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Oh the injustice!!! Now you have her Simone, you have her right where you want her. Guilt is a fabulous bargaining chip.
I hate it when that happens. Your just hanging out quietly at your Mommy's feet and Bam! Your hit!
Ouch, that hurts! Make her pay big time! :)
Oh no, bad mommy!!! That is exactly the reason that I RUN everywhere. I don't want those nasty human feet getting me! Good job making her feel guilty...play your cards right & you'll be in snack heaven, MOL!
Oh poor Moe Moe. Those clutzy clumsy humans. Why are they always looking up anyway? They need to look down where we are 'cause we are the important ones. That definately calls for extra treats. Make sure you put your best pouting face on for the next couple of days.
I like to get in the way too, but it sure doesn't feel good to get pushed around! I hope it doesn't happen any more!
Sorry you had to endure that type of Cat-buse...
Sometimes we get those kinds of so called oopsies, but I think it is their subconscious way of getting back at us for something or other...MOL! Not really, just kidding!
I have found one of your foster kitties in the quiz...
I'd really make her feel guilty over that for a long time purrty girl.
My mom has knocked me a few times by accident. Especially when we are playing. I always give her a look like YOU KLUTZ. but I forgive her too. She can't help not being as graceful as I am hehehe
With 8 of us in the house...Mom seems to be constantly tripping over someone. We give her the look of disgust for a while and then forgiver her. Glad you were ok! Purrs, Skylar
I think you need to make her pay. With LOTS of treats!
Oh NO Moe Moe that was so very wrong accident or no, I mean she knows there are kitties in the house and that you like to stay near her! so why wouln't she look before she made you go airborn oh for cats sake I would make her pay for sure. We have never been air born but we have been stepped on....oh I am so glad you re ok.
I have been collecting tributes of cat treats all day long! hehehe! So much for that 'diet' hehehehe! Don't worry kitties, I'm fine! I didn't get kicked that hard or anything, I just like to make sure mommy knows her place when she bumps into me!
MoeMoe- BAD MOMMY!!! Make sure you get ALL the special treats you can out of this injustice! Fight for CAT rights everywhere!!!!!! how can they sometimes forget we are even here?????????????? kisses,Precious
Glad to hear that you are receiving compensation for the horrible treatment you received. Seriously, milk this for all it's worth. Guilty humans = Mega treats for us
Oh come on, you guys! Don't be so hard on Simone's mommy. Humans are naturally clumsy compared to us slinky kitties. They go clomping around and can't control their limbs. Hehe. I bet if they fell from a tree they couldn't even right themselves! I bet Simone's mom felt bad enough.
Mommy says thanks Toki! My mommy certainly don't make a habit out of stepping on me, and she loves me! LOVES ME, LOVES ME, LOVES ME!!! hehehe! She felt so bad about it, she was so scared she had hurt me! She sure hopes everyone knows she would never do anything to hurt her precious baby girl! I'm ALWAYS talking, and mommy is ALWAYS asking me to 'shhhhhh' so wouldn't you know it, the one time I do 'shhhhhhh' she bumps into me! hehehe! That'll teach her to want a silent Moe Moe! hehehe!
I'm glad your mommy is giving you treats to show how sorry she is and demand lot's of attention too!
Hugs & Purrs,
Don't feel bad. The Dad Guy is always kicking me. Just because I'm always hanging around by his feet,especially when he's cooking. So I jump up on the counter now instead. And I'M the Bad Cat because I don't want to get kicked! Humans!