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How goes the diet?

October 25th 2009 10:55 pm
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Not so well actually... Mommy won't let me have any good food. No more treats and no people food and we only get wet food every other day now. My tummy still needs it because I'm a sensitive girl so I still get it, but not as often. All of this makes me cranky. I wake mommy up and yell at her until she follows me out to the kitchen where I sit at my bowl and scream at her to fill it. She usually doesn't. She usually picks me up and carries me around like a baby telling me I'm being silly and I don't need food. What does she know? I need nom noms!!! Mommy says 12lbs is about the top average weight for a kitty like me and I have to slim down till I'm not 12.something and just plain old 12 at the most. She says the idea is to stop the weight before it becomes a problem. I like the problem. I like being fat! Keeps me warm!!! If only Mommy didn't love me so much as to protect me from becoming overweight.... why does Mommy love me so much?

 
 

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