March 11th 2005 5:49 pm
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well, my brother just thinks he is so smart. running around flaunting his 'special' title and just thinking he is so great! so let me just tell you.....I now have an official title too!!!!! so there, little brother! ha! last nite mommy gave me an official title all of my very own! i am soooooo proud. ok, ready to hear what it is??....I am now "The Official Important Work Messer-upper"! also known as 'computer kitty'! yup.....and am i proud....but, i don't flaunt it like he does. nope, i'm a lady, and ladys don't act that way.
would you like to know how i got this very important job title??? well, it happened just the other nite when mommy was trying to do some very important work on the computer. see, she had all this stuff typed out on a big long page on the computer screen. she was just ready to print it off and then she had to go out of the room and leave it there on the screen with her cursor blinking. well, i thought while she was gone, i'd help her out by jumping up and getting rid of that pain in the tush thing and knock it off the computer screen. when i jumped up there i landed on the key board and made all funny letters like this...xcnouiqer802=45nbvo,XSooooooooooooooooeoeoeoeoo
12P- 56IKYH,jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdddddddddd ddllllllllllllllllllllllpohyt
......... and when mommy got back, well, she was soooooo happy with my work that she gave me my very own 'Official Title' too. so now, little bother isn't the only one around here with an important job title, i have one too!
well, gotta go, i need to find mom and see if she wants to do anything important on the computer tonite so i can help and do my new job. she'll be so proud of me again....i can't wait!
Ted-D-Bear (aka)- 'computer kitty'
ps....i never did knock that darn cursor off the screen....but, i'll try again real soon. it has to come off somehow......
February 21st 2005 5:27 pm
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hello everyone and diary....sorry i haven't written in awhile, but i have been soooo busy trying to pertend that Cotton-Ball isn't my brother, that i simply haven't had the time! brothers can be so embarressing!!! do you know what he is doing??? he really thinks he is so special!... he just gags me!!!!! well, embarressed or not, i'm going to fill you in on my dumb brother, just so you'll understand what i'm going thru! It seems that he went and got himself some sort of an 'Official' title from mom, the nerve! but do you know what for??? he is a "Litter-Box" inspector! yuck!!!!!!!!!!! that is sooooo gross! i can't believe that he'd do such a thing....and i bet its just to embarress me. what will the other BIG cats say??? how can i hold my head up being related to this nut case???????? do you know what a 'Litter-Box Inspector' does???? well, he ugh, um, well, he......well he covers 'stinky-poo'! there i said it! yeah, you heard right....'stinky-poo'! the little nut case sits by the boxes and waits for another to drop a bomb, and then he runs in and covers it up with litter! yuck, yuck yuck!!!!!! he is so gross!!! you'd have to see it to believe it. i am sooooo embarressed! what can i do???.....wait....i know...i'll disguise myself as a BIG cat, and no one will know he is my brother! hmmm.....great idea!! i need a new look and different color.....now, where did mom put that fake furry leopard purse?????....mom, oh mom where are you???.....can i borrow....
February 13th 2005 8:08 am
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ok, i'm sure you all want to know that i'm still alive and survived another day here. i like it here, i really do....but So-Bad hit me! when i told mom, she stuck up for So-Bad! she said i shouldn't be mean to him...i don't really know what all the fuss is about...i didn't leave any holes or even teeth marks in his tail! he just can't take a joke! if he hadn't been flicking it around, then i wouldn't have pounced on it. its his own fault, not mine. mom blamed me for nothing....she thinks i'm a little trouble maker. well, i'm not...i'm just a sweet little girl in a house full of BIG bullys! and a little one..thats my brother.
well, brother and i went exploring last nite....it was scary...and i stayed upstairs while he went down. he tried to get me to go with him, but i didn't want to get into trouble! seeeeee, i'm a good little girl...i told you so!
well, i'm taking a nap. i think i'll hide on that bratty brother of mine so he can't find me....then he'll worry and maybe he'll be nicer. zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ....