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My Struggle Against Everything

Pee, Beds, and Santa Claws

Mother discovered where I peed today. She was most displeased. She has since removed all of the comfy padding inside the closet and replaced it with...well, nothing. I am most displeased.

In protest and laziness, I will forevermore refuse to sleep in the kitty bed, despite how fluffy and desirable it may be. I will instead sleep next to daddy, on the floor, until he steps on my by accident.

Also, they continue to torment me with these whisperings of "santa claws". They dressed me in his garb and paraded me around the living room like some joke. If I ever see this "santa", I shall slay him!!

I. A.M. B.T.E.

Bacon

So I've been put on the raw food diet. Great. No, I mean it. Hooray! I got bacon and I didn't even ask for it. Let's hope I get bacon everyday.

Kitty Bar Fur Muah

I was sitting at my kitty bar, knocking back a few bowls of dry food when I noticed...all the leaves are falling off the trees! I've been trying to halt their perpetual fall using my telepathy, but alas, gravity obeys not even the strongest of masters.

These invisible barriers continue to perplex me. Perhaps one day I will knock them asunder and be free! Mwahahahaha!!

Mommy is mad at me for playing with her colored paper. Whatever. It's just paper.