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The Life and Times of Jeni & Jazz

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Our bags are packed and we are ready to go....

Yes, we are going on the big flying beast. Jazz and I do not like it. We thought if we made enough noise last time, they wouldn't try this silliness again, but it was either that, or leave us alone for 2 weeks, having the cat lady visit once a day for play dates and well.... I guess 2.5 hours of stress is better than 2 weeks being lonely...

The airport isn't bad. We can usually find some little girl to pet us, and that is always nice. We just don't like the big steal bird.. Don't they know birds are supposed to be in our belly, not the other way around.

On the bright side... there will be a Christmas tree in Las Vegas for us to check out. We don't have a Christmas tree at home, since we are going away, so this will be something new. We hear they have shiny balls that sway, so I'm sure we will like it. And we have to make sure we are good thru Christmas so Santa remembers to come to our house!!

Purry Christmas Everyone!

What's the big deal?

Well I certainly don't know what all the hub bub is about. All this talk about black Friday and Cyber Monday, but it certainly seems to be effecting my life!

Friday my mom went out about 11am in the morning, as she wasn't going to have any of that midnight shopping foolishness and it was a good thing because I would hate to have my sleep spot disrupted and I would let them know it.

Well as it happens, when mom got back Friday afternoon, she had tons of cool stuff but none was for me or Jazz! What is this world coming to? I look in boxes and there are no catnip balls, there is no angry birds on a stick, no furry mice and no crab flavoured treats.

Also there was this wonderful smelling big bird in the kitchen, and it went into the oven with not even a morsal for us girls. Trust me, if we would have been allowed a nibble or three, it wouldn't have taken so long to cook.

Now there are all these smells of turkey sandwiches and turkey soup and turkey pot pie and no one shared. I don't know what's up in our house, but I don't like it.. not one little bit.

Now they are talking of a Christmas tree. If I remember correctly from last year, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It tips over way too easy when you try and climb it, and those pretty balls only get you scolded when you touch..

Tis the season to jolly... well that may be.. but it's certainly not the season to be a cat.

And the winner is...

Well the elections in the US are now over and as a Canada cat, I really don't care about who gets the big fluffy bed for the next 4 years, however I would like to see a gremlin hunting in the halls of the White house, instead of a silly dog that doesn't cover his poop.

I think now that it's a new day, we should get back to the important things on the internet, like more cat pictures...

In Four years... let's all vote for the candidate with the cat!