I'm being purrsecuted

Mom wants to study and I'm trying to help. I'm proofreading. I'm sitting right in front of the computer monitor watching every letter Mom types, trying to bat the nasty curser out of the way. And after all my work, my hard work, she is totally unappreciative. It's so bad, she's begun disparaging my body! She says "Maggie, I simply can't see through you. You're going to have to move your fuzzy fat orange fanny." Cheap alliteration aside, I may be fuzzy and orange, but I don't have a "fat fanny"!! I'm going to fix her. I know there's a delete key here somewhere.

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