August 27th 2012 11:11 am
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Mommy keeps trying to feed me pills and I don't want to take them. She wrestled with me for over an hour today trying to disguise it in tasty foods. She tried so many foods the pill eventually fell apart. I'm pretty sure I caught her crying somewhere in the middle. I don't want to take these anymore, they're yucky. I wish she'd stop trying to give them to me. She says I'm wasting 7$ pills, psh, big deal mommy! Go to the bank! They have plenty of money. Silly human of mine.
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Oh Sweetie your Mom just wants to do what will make you fill better, please take your medication! we are purring for you and I am always watching over you.
I hate taking pills too, but if your momma is trying to give them to you, you probably need them, even if they are yucky. They should make some tuna-flavored pills I think.
oh, I KNOW pills. This is what my mean, cruel, and diabolical mom does:
1) Grabs my tender and sweet furry little body.
2) Grabs my head by the jaws....yes, as though I were a tiger and we were in the circus.
3) Holds the side of my jaws and squeezes slightly so my mouth pops open slightly.
4) takes the pill and pushes it down my throat...this is so quick I don't even have time to scratch, and it is hard to scratch when somoene is holding your jaws with your front paws off the floor.
The result is I am forced to take the yucky pill. My mommy is also mean.
ssssheeehhhh...your mommy might read this and try it.
purring for you, dear,
Natalie the Natcat