November 18th 2009 5:52 am
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I awoke to a note from Jeffie the fish propped up against my cat toy. It read…
I thought we were friends. I once enjoyed our daily meetings at the fish bowl for gossip and giggles. I was happy we have beaten all those stereotypes about cats only liking fish in their food bowls. I enjoyed having a best friend. Little did I know that all this time you were plotting and planning my murder. All those times you put your paw in my bowl I thought you were trying to pet me, but no! I now know you were trying to scoop me out and kill me. All those times you stuck your tongue in my bowl I thought you were trying to kiss me, but no! You were trying to eat me. Once those murder attempts failed you got sloppy in your cold blooded killing attempts and did not think things through when you pushed my water bowl off the counter and into the garbage can. Didn’t you know that Daddy would come running once he heard the noise of my bowl chasing to the floor? Didn’t you know that Daddy had just empty the garbage so when I fell into the fresh garbage bag it held some of my water which saved me from a cruel death of suffocation? You are not the nice kitty cat I thought you were. I no longer call you friend. Now I know why the dog chases you all the time. I am very disappointed in you! No more fishy kisses for you!
Disappointed in the fish bowl,
awwww Spitz, MOL! Freddie is doing the same things as you did to jeffie at 1st. Thus far, his whopping 22 pound body has knocked the tank over (you can visit his page to see him sitting on it)..
I prefer tolook out da windows & watch da squirrels play outside, hehehe!
WoW! 22 pound body! I hope I get that big! Then I can pounce on the dog and knock her over, MOL!