August 25th 2009 3:47 pm
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I would like to infurduce mineself to alla mews not of da black purrswayshun. I haf met many kittehs from da Black Cats Crossing Paths group, but I need to broaden my audience, me tinks.
My name is Lazarus. I am still a little-bitty, but I am a fearless boy who has taken ofur dis howse frum da bigger kittehs. My bestest buddy is Dusk. He's a big orange tiger kitteh that is teaching me how to be a big black boy kitteh. He and I snuggle togefur to sleep, and he cleans me all ofur. He was my furst conquest.
My second conquest was Clarisse, or Ree-Cee as meowmie calls her. She's not a complete conquest yet, because she still doesn't like me to lay on her or try to nuzzle her tummy. Clarisse will also clean me sumtimes, but draws the line at complete cuddling. Meowmie says she's jellus, cuz she tinks I'm steeling herz Paw-Paw.
My third and fourth conquests aren't complete at all yet, but I'm working on them. Desiree has stopped hissing at me alla time, but still doesn't like me to get close to her. Efurry onct in a while, she will play wif me a little.
Isis is my tuffest adfursary. She watches me alla time, hisses most times ifn I get tew close. She efun bops me on da head ifn I try tew hard to be herz furriend. Me tinks dis one is gonna take a long, long time to win ofur.
Da hoomins are push-ofurs. No problem getting dem to do my bidding. Efun Paw-Paw, who I'm supposed to "belong" tew furgifs me more than he does da uder kittehs.
Well I needs to go take a short kitteh nap, so I's be seein mews all later!
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