September 1st 2005 5:08 pm
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I sit upon the bannister surveying my kingdom. Okay, so maybe it is really just the entryway door I can see, but I have a very good view of it here. As the humans walk thru my domain I will take a swipe at them with my mighty claws. Ha ha! You cannot pass my territory unmarked!

Oh no, tis my great enemy, Muffintop the Fat and Stupid. He may want to bully me today, but I know something about him. Muffintop couldn't jump on this bannister if he tried. I am safe! I reign superior!