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My 'New' life

The ladies like me tubby.

That's what my mom says. That the female cats really go for the fat cats. And lucky me is the plumpest cat out of them entire family. I've been told before that I look like a so called "wiener dog" by a 6 year old. He thought I was a dog! That's revolting! Just because I'm as big as a house and have a small head and short, stubby legs is no reason to be compared to..to..THAT! My momma says I'm her favorite. She cuddles with me every night when she watches her daily movies. She calls me Wee Wee now. I can't recall the last time she actually called me by my original name, "Ritz."
Somehow my original name transformed after rhyming it with a million other names, and then after awhile my new name holds true. Only because I wee wee on absolutely everything. It's my personal solution to everything.
If they won't let me out right away? I wee wee on their belongings.
If my momma picks me up and I'm in a bad mood? I wee wee on their fridge.
If I don't get fed when I want to be fed? I of course, wee wee.
And then when they do let me out, I have to mark my territory so there's always an occasional need to wee wee among the beauty that nature provides.
That's the story of my life.
Toodles!
-Wee wee

You'll never believe this!

On 8.29.09. I was adopted along with my brother, Melanie. (Sorry about the girl's name. I'm almost sure the 'humans' are going to change it). I was living outside for ever since i was born! My sister, Grouchie was going to be adopted to but she never came back since July. I know my new family is still waiting for her. i miss her too. But i am really happy in my new home!