February 8th 2012 12:42 pm
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Dear Furriends,
Our furriend YOLO needs some of yer miracle purrin's ta get him well. YOLO is onlee 4 and a haff.
http://www.catster.com/cats/818029
Not lookin' promisin' so get them paws up (")♥(")
Heads Down! Paws Up!
Thank ya'll kindly,
Platelicker
December 24th 2011 7:24 am
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*walks to his toy basket, sits, reaches in, paws his play mice and rattle balls, sits and sighs, he has not a gift fit to give... breathes faintly...then eyes his tail...
pawpads slowly in the hay to the baby... eyes meet...*
"then I chased mah tail fer Him
around and around
I chased in circles
around and around
I chased left then right
around and around
I jumped high into the air
and pounced on mah tail
around and around...
around and around...
around and around...
I chased my best for Him...
*sits down, breathes heavily... waits...*
then... He smiled... at me... : )
December 10th 2011 11:21 am
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We wanna wish Ya'll a furry Merry Christmas with lots of cat hair on yer Tree and sweet smells from tha kitchen that cover up that litter box odor.
We wanna sing Ya'll a song.
Come together my PurrFamily...
Oh CatMouse Tree! Oh CatMouse Tree!
Yer branches green egg sight us...
Yer in tha closzet all tha year...
Then you come out to bring us cheer...
Oh CatMouse Tree! Oh CatMouse Tree!
Yer branches green... we wanna climb ya...
*Plate tells PurrFamily to focus on song not on Tree*
Now you got them colored lights..
And sparklie balls that catch our eyes...
Oh CatMouse Tree! Oh CatMouse Tree!
Yer branches green... *all look at tree* ...
...
*Plate and PurrFamily pounce on tree*
You cats rock and we love you for all the joy and love you bring to Catster. Thank you for being wonderful Ya'll :)
Huggs,
Platelicker and PurrFamily
December 25th 2010 8:01 am
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Furry puzzlin' O_O
I left out homemade vegetables soup and homemade chocolate pies with meowring for Sante Claws :)
Sespectin' my MamaCat ate Sante's food tho' :(
Who she think she is... Sante Claws? hmmm...
Any input on this puzzlin' purrblem shore purrshated :)
signed,
The Orange Stripie Texas Tomcat Platelicker
December 20th 2010 11:57 am
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Hay! Efurrybody out thar in Catster and Dogster World!
Taday is Winter Solstice and tanite is a mooner 'clipse :D~
Imgonna help the old MamaCat out taday round this house while she at place she gets money and skraitn' up a bit ;D
A lotta OffenLickin' but that's my job and implired by my name :D (Go look at my OffenLickin' photo wud' ja)
Gotta find my catnip soup pot. Round in here summers. I jes call it PotSniffin'. (Go look at my PotSniffin' photo wud' ja)
Well ya know since taday is the shortest daylight day of tha year I'll shore be havin' to heery with my choors.
Good Gravy! Iffn I get all tuckered out I be PurrSnappin'. (Go look at my PurrSnappin' photo wud' ja)
Tanite'l be the longest night of this here year so I may jus pawpad skrait on offurr to tha trailer. Me'n Kid got some songs ta go offurr anywhoo. (Go look at my 2010 Tour Skrait Out The Trailer photo wud' ja)
Ya'll watch them skies tanite and enjoy the beauty :D
Merry Christmas To All And A Happy Catnap!
Platelicker
aka OffenLickin', PotSniffin', PurrSnappin', Plateliquor :D~
(fer you FB furreeks like me, this in on my FB Page with pics)
November 2nd 2010 2:53 pm
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She's done it now!!
How'm I 'sposed to keep the fear in my PurrFamily now that Mama has entered two of my baby pictures in the Coolest Cat Contest!!
I ask you?
I can't!! Is the answer!!
I have to admit, I am kinda cute with way too big feet for a few weeks old, but I grew inta 'em.
Ok. Go ahead and look, but I don't want any remarks from the ManCat Section!!
My Stars! What is an orange PurrBoyee to do with a Mama like mine!
Love her I guess...
signed,
The DeThroned Platelicker
October 20th 2010 2:52 pm
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Hay Efurrypurr!
I am The Great Platelicker, but I do not know how to do efurrything, I hate to admit, so I am requesting your votes for each of my PurrFamily's 2010 Coolest Cat Contest entries.
Each of our pages has the Badge.
(Got a cat headache over figuring that simple one out)
Just click on the Badge and you will be at that particular cat's voting site.
I hope O_O!!
Thanking you in advance for my PurrFamily...
Big Bob
Cartman
Fishstick
Pittbutton
Bootbox
Raincloud
Col ors
Cheetoes
GAGA
and me, The Platelicker.
* The preceding was a paid voting campaign announcement by The Platelicker. This announcement was paid for in treats received by The Platelicker from said contestants. The Platelicker is not responsible for return of treats, not for the content of this campaign. The Platelicker is simply 'not responsible'. *
Thank you!
October 15th 2010 8:17 am
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Hay! Efurryone! Momma is home from her week long cruise!
She got home last Sunday but says she has been on cruise time which is no clock time all this week. Haha!!
Momma got them hair braidie things in Kingston, Jamaica. Good Lands! I played with them beadie thingies until she took the braids out this week. That was fun for me. Not for Mama.
She got a Cat Paws airbrushed tatoo on her left upper arm. Gracious me! I thought she found another kittie! Haha!! Momma washed it off Thursday and it is still there but is the color of her untanned skin. Neat-O!
We are all happy our Momma had a relaxing and fun filled cruise. That woman can partaie even at her age. We watched her video of the first night. Momma was on stage in the Toulouse Latrec Theater on the Carnival Conquest's 3-deck theater on the first night! My Word!!
The furry next night she was on the 1980's Disco Dance floor at Henri's. No dance partner. Momma dance with efurryone. I have to announce our Momma was the life of the disco floor. O_O Oh my gracious!!
At her dinner every evening she got up and danced with her waiters during their nightly performances. Again. My Word!!
I should have gone with Momma and held her down.
She plum wore herself out, but she has loved on each of us a plenty since her return.
I, The Platelicker, purrcided to be a bit standoffish to repay her for being away. But that Momma of mine starting rubbing and scratching my neck and back and I melted like butta...aaahhhhh!
Then Momma said "you are my baby boyee"... again butta!!
Momma has been saying "no problems mon" and "ya mon" a lot lately. I think she caught a disease bug called "Mon". I am a cat. What do I know?
purrs later mon,
The Platelicker
August 19th 2010 2:17 pm
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Mama has turned into a brainless zombiefied tree stump!
She added Cheetoes to our Catster family.
She added FishStick to our Catster family. That is ok with me cause me and FishStick are buds. I have taught him everything he needs to know. It is all bad and sneaky, but necessary. Quite a good student my young FishStick grasshopper.
Ok, here it is...
She added the flat-faced, fang-faced, hissy-faced Little Monster, GAGA to our Catster family O_O
Anyone looking for a good Platelicker?
My Card:
Have toys. Will travel.
I spend all my time being a good cat and Mama goes and does this to me. I am gonna give her the ignorance treatment... O?O
Not sure what I said there, but I meant what I thought!
Wonder if any jet planes are coming by tonight?
Officially, I, The Great Platelicker, have given up.
I shall lay out my handkerchief and fill it with the basic cat requirements, tie a knot, and hang it on a stick over my shoulder. (heavy sigh)
I shall follow the brightest star.
WAIT!! That is me!!
'Xcuse me, I must go sharpen my paw claws.
signed,
The Platelicker
August 9th 2010 8:56 am
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Mama said she was going to buy a new camera and this past weekend she did.
Must have been funny to watch "the buy" because she told the young man her last camera was a Kodak 110. He said "What"? She said you know it had the roll of film that looped on each end. He said "No, Mam". Haha!!
Mama bought a Canon PowerShot SD1300 IS. The young man took it out of the box and showed Mama the basics.
Well, the young man did not tell her how to keep cats still to take their picture! Haha!!
We all thought she was trying to give us a treat! Oh No!! We were confused. Mama was confused. She accidentally camera shot herself in the face. Now that was funny!
She woke me up from my perfectly good couch catnap with this little blue thing. The nerve. She wanted to take more pics of me, but I, The Great Platelicker, closed my eyes and went back to sleep.
Mama added only one new picture to my page, cause I would not cooperate. If it did not taste like chicken, I wanted no part of it.
She took pictures of GAGA, the Himmie, but they disappeared off the camera. I tell you that GAGA is a ghost monster! She wants to put GAGA on our Catster family page, but I'd just as soon she not. That thing skeers even me!
Big Bob kept running away from her.
Cartman thought she had turkey and she only got half of his face in a pic.
Raincloud was twitchie tailing around with no idea of what was going on.
She got a good one of Pittbutton. But if you've seen one picture of a long hair black cat, you've pretty much seen 'em all.
She got Bootbox's neck. "meow-meow"!!
She did get a couple pics of FishStick, but doesn't know if she can handle another cat on Catster.
Colors ran in the closet to hide.
Cheetoes would not be still. She is not on our site yet.
Mama only got 12 pics of cat parts mostly! Haha!! I was watching from my couch catnap. She finally gave up. Exhausted!
The first week of October, she is going on her first real vacation ever! A 7-day cruise to Jamaica, Caymans, and Cozumel. She wants to practice picture taking on us cats. I doubt we let her. We are, after all, cats. We pose if we feel like it.
We may take pity on her because we do love our Mama.
signed,
The Great Platelicker
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