Kitcat's Chronicle

I Can't Believe It!

August 19th 2013 8:22 am
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Mom posted this on her Facebook page. Isn't this kitty abuse? ...


'Just What Everyone Wants to Wake Up To ...

530 in the morning and a cat running around the house with a wilnot stuck to her bum.
This went on for almost an hour before I could catch her. Despite her growling and protestations I was able to pull it off her. Would have been funny to catch it on video but she was too fast. This was Kitcat, of course.

I had to look up the spelling of wilnot and found the definition as well:
a turd nugget stuck to your anus that will not budge even when wiped on many occasions

Only Kitcat's way of wiping is dragging her bum across the floor when trying to outrun it isn't working. I was motivated to catch her before she decided a softer surface would work better - like a couch or bed.
After her initial reaction to my violation of her, she was my best friend again.

I wonder if this might've had something to do with it... I gave my cats some catnip the day before. The catnip was called "Zoom around the Room" catnip.'


Hrumph. Next time I will try and leave the wilnot on her pillow.

 
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 4:05 pm

MOL,MOL,MOLLLLL!!
OMC! MOL!

'Nuff said...
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 4:38 pm

Dang, that wilnot term should have been in my Poopology book! I've never heard that before! And yep, you need to leave that wilnot on her pillow next time for sure!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 5:00 pm

Mom also posted this photo of me not looking too amewzed ...
Miffed Kitcat
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 5:18 pm

Tee-hee...snickering heard all over our den...

You are right, Newman, we nevfur heard that term either, MOL!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 5:20 pm

It is a real word! Maybe only Canadians use it.
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 5:33 pm

Meowmy thinks maybe it came from a British tradition? Who knows, we like that word!

Someone here put a teeny 'wilnot' on our carpet, but at least here we can blame the dog-guy! MOL!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 5:40 pm

That makes sense due to Canada's relationship with Britain. The word makes sense too because it refers to a piece of poop that "will not" come off!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 6:06 pm

EUEUWWWWW!
Sticky poops, glued on furevfur to a derrier!

Meowmy is going to giggle all evening now at her work, esp when she has to...um...clean up human bottoms, MOL!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 7:52 pm

I been super tired since I did all that running around early this morning. At least the human babies are easier to catch.
Purred by: Princess Tu Two (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:47 pm

We are all laughing too!!OMC bet the Dairy Lady will like this one...we never heard of wilnot either...maybe dingleberries, but not wilnot!!!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

August 19th 2013 at 8:53 pm

Well at least we were able to teach you kitties a new word. That takes a bit of the sting out of the embarrassment.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

August 20th 2013 at 6:37 am

MOL MOL!

 

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