January 15th 2012 9:31 pm
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I just woke up from a nap. Squirrel was chowing down on some Fancy Feast and Mom was eating crackers and Cheez Whiz and watching TV. I showed up and she thought I would like to have some Cheez Whiz. Like I said, I just woke up and didn't know she had the cheese on the table and I just wanted to say hello and get petted. Mom, put a big gob of Cheez Whiz on her finger, and put out her hand without even looking! She was watching hockey. She thought I was going to lick her finger and I thought she was going to pet me, so I reared up to meet her hand. I ended up getting a bunch of Cheez Whiz smeared onto the fur of my chest! Just under my chin where I can't reach! I was not impressed and Mom busted out laughing and couldn't stop. She went for paper towels to try and help me get it off but I kept turning away because I was insulted. She got some of it off and I used yoga poses and my paws to get the rest of it off. She is still laughing. She said we had to get it off or Lobo would try and eat me!