For now

Meowmie is acting weird. Maybe it's da full moon, maybe she got Spring Fever early...I don't know. She won't let mwe take her tempurature and of course, I can't. If I had opposable thumbs, I could get da thermomater and stick it up her bum. Well...if she were sleeping soundly.
Anymews, whatefur. She brought ofur a man and dis humorous article in New Yorker reminds mwe of dat:

New Yorker

Dat's it fur now here.
Meowmie is da one doing infuresting things and I am observing her. Sometimes I laugh! Hoomans, mew know? Sometimes, I feel sorry fur her? Dey just take romances so much harder dan we cats do, mew know?

I've been tagged

Welcome to the latest, 2011, tag.

I've been tagged by Marina in a new game!
Here's what mew do:
List 5 of the most annoying things your humans can do, then tag 5 friends to do the same and put it in their diaries.

1. My walks are too short; Meowmie doesn't let mwe stay out long enough!
2. I haf to meow and meow to get Meowmie to take mwe out in the morning.
3. I don't get fed enough wet food.
4. I haf to listen to Meowmie sing. *rolls eyes*
5. I don't get enough attention. I mean I haf to just about be in her face to get petted.

You can also play if you read this diary! The fun part is getting to choose 5 more kitties to tag!

I am tagging:


1. Bitu –634638
2. Clawdius Maximus-801040
3. Bellsnickles –404481
4. Morticia –602981
5. Twix --828948

I was tagged by Dashiell.

1.Do you ever wake your parent up in the night? Seldom. I’ll jump on da bed and purr next to Meowmie, but she’s usually already awake when I do this.

2. Do you ever tear up things? We haf cardboard catscratchers, dat I along wif my sibs, really do some damage to.


3. What is your favorite treat? Greenies (I seldom get dem).

4. Can you fetch something when asked to do so? No, it’s more like I haf Meowmie trained to fetch fur mwe!

5. Have you ever lived any place other than where you live now?I lived next door fur a while when I was a kitty and moved in wif Meowmie when I was between 6 –9 mos.

I am going to tag Maggie, Alfie, Morticia and Pete.

Spring Has Sprung

Well, I'm not really sure dat is what has sprung, but somefing has. I don't mean da rain or wind, and boy did we haf wind, I mean our Meowmie is getting up early. Early even fur us. She says it's because she is storing or gafurin hours to add to her paycheck, I say it is a major inconvenience to us. We haf a schedule, why should she alter dat? Mew see, she may not haf spring fever but she has some kind of fever. Geesh! Let's go back to what things were like before Christmousie.

Oh, did I mention dat she became a granMeowmie? Guess I am one by default, too.

Meowmie chases a mouse!

Well, it was like dis. Last night in da middle of a Pure White Kitty Club scavenger hunt, da computer mouse died. Nofing she did could revive it. No CPR or anyfing could bring it back to life. SO dis morning after we had our breakfast and Meowmie got dressed, she drove to an Office Depot to buy a mouse. She got one of dose wireless ones like dey sell efurwhere. Den she brought it home and battled wif da packaging. Finally got it open. Den got da battery in (anofur fight wif dis mouse). IT DID NOT work! Meowmie followed all da instructions again. She just decided to drive out and get an old-fashioned wired mouse. IT TOO gaf Meowmie trouble, but she did get da mouse to behave. I can now continue wif my hunt. It's okay mousie...I'm not hunting mice.

Halloween tag

I got tagged by Jerry. So now I haf to list five things I like about Halloween and tag five cats. Mew list who mew tagged, too. Mew advise dem in da emew when mew tag to read mewr diary where mew haf put da rules like I just did.
Ok, so da things I like:
1. Candy
2. Treats
3. Fun atmosphere
4. Getting dressed up
5. Meowmie starts making good food

I am tagging:
Bunny
Lucy
Alfie
Twixy
Theo

Halloween tag

Yup, time fur a new tag.
Here's how to play:
Wif dis tag mew write about mewr fafurite things about Halloween in mewr diary. Den mew tag a few furriends wif pawmew or rosette so dey read mewr diary.

My favorite things are:
Decorations
Candy
Getting dressed up
Da festive spirit
Pumpkin pie

I'm tagging:
Beckham
Morticia
Simon
Perla
Mr. Sam

Furriends In Need

Mews,
So many furriends, so little funds.
Seems like Teal'C's furmily needs help and dey haf deir own group. Alfie has set up an auction fur Scruffy's Meowmie and more info is in da group: We Can Make A Dream Come True.
Now, anofur furriend's furriend needs surgery (leg amputated) fur a cat dat was shot. I have a link here, if it's ok. Crossing paws.
Click Here_Cat Leg

COTD!COTD!COTD!COTD!COTD!COTD!COTD!COTD!

Dear Diary,
Pinch me! Pinch me! I can't believe it. Wow! Wow! I am dancing fur joy! Thank mew, Catster, thank mew.

Woo hoo! I'm going to make Meowmie let mwe play outside fur a long time.
I'll let mew know more about how dis day affected mwe tonight.

I got so many gifts...I am so ofurwhelmed. I also made new furriends. Dis day has been incridible.

Da only bad thing has been hearing some Meowmies are sick...or worse...don't know how Debbie, Scruffy's Meowmie is. Alfie's Meowmie may haf had heart purrblems. We hope our imaginations are only running wild and bof hoomans are OK.

Purrs,


Playful

My Adventure

I had an adventure, sort of. I was out on my morning walk and Meowmie let go of da leash while she ran up to her car to get somefing important. 'She didn't hear da neighbors open diere door and let deir little mini Dobie out. I did and ran to da door. Well, by time Meowmie noticed, so did da nasty doggie. I ran unfur da fence and unfur da house. I stayed away all day becuase Meowmie had to run to a confurence. I'm home now, cause as soon as I heard her at da door I came out furom under da house and mewed and mewed. She picked mwe up and carried mwe in.
She was glad to see me, I was glad to be in.