April 29th 2010 7:06 pm
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I was thinking about all the good yummy human food i try to get my paws on. So heres my little list of the best human foods.

Meats:
1. Salmon (yum yum)
2. Tuna
3. Flounder, cod, white fish
4. Pork chop (da best)
5. Chicken
6. Lunch meats (ham is Goooood)
7. Shrimp (must be cooked, no raw fish for me, i have sophisticated tatses)

Dairy:
1. Vanilla Ice Cream :P
2. Oatmeal w/ milk
3. Milk (not that soy stuff, yuck)
4. Cheese (old cheese is good)
5. Cream cheese (ultimate)

Other Stuff:
1. Something called Chex (it's good try stealing some)
2. Bread (don't try the rye, eww)
3. French Fries (we all have our quirks)
4. Cake

Stuff to Avoid:
1. Yogurt (it tastes like bad milk)
2. Vegtables
3. Fruits
4. Soda (it makes bubbles go up your nose, no fun)
5. Beer (same as above)
6. Raw hamburger (yuck, should be cooked)
7. Non dairy creamer
8. Other yucky stuff

So see if you can steal any of this stuff today. I guarentee a good tasty hunt.

Human wants me to point out that I do not eat these things on a normal basis but yes I have tried all of them at some point. But some were just crumbs and some I hunted by waiting for humans to lower their guard.