Good Yummy Human Food

I was thinking about all the good yummy human food i try to get my paws on. So heres my little list of the best human foods.

Meats:
1. Salmon (yum yum)
2. Tuna
3. Flounder, cod, white fish
4. Pork chop (da best)
5. Chicken
6. Lunch meats (ham is Goooood)
7. Shrimp (must be cooked, no raw fish for me, i have sophisticated tatses)

Dairy:
1. Vanilla Ice Cream :P
2. Oatmeal w/ milk
3. Milk (not that soy stuff, yuck)
4. Cheese (old cheese is good)
5. Cream cheese (ultimate)

Other Stuff:
1. Something called Chex (it's good try stealing some)
2. Bread (don't try the rye, eww)
3. French Fries (we all have our quirks)
4. Cake


Stuff to Avoid:
1. Yogurt (it tastes like bad milk)
2. Vegtables
3. Fruits
4. Soda (it makes bubbles go up your nose, no fun)
5. Beer (same as above)
6. Raw hamburger (yuck, should be cooked)
7. Non dairy creamer
8. Other yucky stuff

So see if you can steal any of this stuff today. I guarentee a good tasty hunt.

Human wants me to point out that I do not eat these things on a normal basis but yes I have tried all of them at some point. But some were just crumbs and some I hunted by waiting for humans to lower their guard.

Some days are not good days

This morning I went blaugh and food I ate yesterday came pouring out, how did that happens? I slept most of the day because it was very hot. My humans had to get the cold air fixed because it wasn't working. I think it was worse then. I hope I don't go blaugh again tomorrow. My belly did feel better after I did it though.

Non-Edible Food All Over da House

Mommy dropped a huge container of this red stuff all over the ground at dinner. I think the humans called it salsa. I went up to lick some because free food is free food. Well everyone was yelling at me not to eat it but it was ok because I wouldn't have touched it anyway. It smelled like a sweaty sock, eww. Hmm I wonder what it tastes like? Human sister was drinking some milky looking stuff so I had to investigate. Turns out it was disgusting milk that tasted like crap. I think she said it was called soy milk. All I know from now on if the white stuff doesn't come from a cow or goat don't touch it.

Magic and Harry Potter

Well my human sister left me with the parents to go see Harry Potter with her friends today. It was her turn to feed me but mommy fed me instead. We had a really bad storm here today. Normally I would hide under a bed but today since sister wasn't here I decided I needed to keep the parents company so I watched over them.

Lazy Days of Summer

I just hate these hot days during the summer. I stay on the back porch all morning and my human comes yelling at me to get inside that it's too hot. I like to get my daily dose of sun just as much as the next cat. Why do I have to come inside? Then a few hours later she brings over the brush and starts torturing me. What did I do to deserve such torture? I missed out on a free lunch today. The human is stupid enough to leave food out right where I can get it. But today I was just too hot to get up and steal a lick. I sure hope they make something good for dinner tonight. Last night the humans had Tuna, my favorite. I gave them the cute “kitty eyes” until I got what I wanted. Success, I was able to get some Tuna for dinner last night. My human sister is expecting a package to arrive soon. It’s supposed to be a bit large. I’m hoping the box is big enough for me. It’s been a few months since I’ve had a box. Well I’m hoping whatever is on the menu tonight for dinner will be something I might want.