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The Tales and Tribulations of a Fat Cat

Some days are not good days

This morning I went blaugh and food I ate yesterday came pouring out, how did that happens? I slept most of the day because it was very hot. My humans had to get the cold air fixed because it wasn't working. I think it was worse then. I hope I don't go blaugh again tomorrow. My belly did feel better after I did it though.

Non-Edible Food All Over da House

Mommy dropped a huge container of this red stuff all over the ground at dinner. I think the humans called it salsa. I went up to lick some because free food is free food. Well everyone was yelling at me not to eat it but it was ok because I wouldn't have touched it anyway. It smelled like a sweaty sock, eww. Hmm I wonder what it tastes like? Human sister was drinking some milky looking stuff so I had to investigate. Turns out it was disgusting milk that tasted like crap. I think she said it was called soy milk. All I know from now on if the white stuff doesn't come from a cow or goat don't touch it.

Magic and Harry Potter

Well my human sister left me with the parents to go see Harry Potter with her friends today. It was her turn to feed me but mommy fed me instead. We had a really bad storm here today. Normally I would hide under a bed but today since sister wasn't here I decided I needed to keep the parents company so I watched over them.