I'm plump?

I used to be the smallest cat out of my whole family, and now my mom taunts me, because she says I am tubby. And round like a pickle. Other times she compares me to a sausage....
I can't help I like to eat everything! Food is my best friend other than my mommy. She still reminds me on a daily basis that I'm the cutest kitty she ever seen, and that in itself keeps me pleased. She says that plump cats are adorable.
Toodles!
-Melanie Melanie
Ps: My name isn't just Melanie for all you people who are curious why it's there twice. My first name has it pronounced twice. Ask my mommy why she did that...BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAYS! It's unique.

Guess what?

I was finally adopted! Along with my brother, Ritz!
And this whole time my owners thought I was a girl, I'm a guy!
I wanted to tell them that, cuz they named me, Melanie. And they kept calling me a she.
They finally figured it out!
And i love being in my new home!
Except,,there are 3 really big cats that already live here and they hiss and growl at me!
So i'm being watched 24/7 with lots of attention, and I'm kept in a different room from those bigger cats!

Everything is so big!

Wow.
Everywhere i go, it's all so big!
Even the grass is taller than me.
Whoever lives here should really consider mowing there lawn once in a while. That would be nice. Then i wouldn't feel so tiny.
I'm really mad at my mother.
Why can't I be fed by one of those bigger kitties that look so odd in the house that i keep seeing through the window?
They only feed me about once or twice a day.
That's not enough for me!
Anyway, about my mom..
She keeps bringing in these weird animals like squirrels, moles, birds...
There so lifeless. Why can't they move like me? She eats them and expects me to eat with her!
Ha! Is she outta her mindddd??? They stink so badly, too! I'd much rather eat some of that food the bigger cats or whatever they are feed me.
I'm so jealous, you know why? Everyday i see this really large cat that lives inside and he is soo spoiled.!
Why can't i be an inside kitty, too? He gets to eat whenever he's hungry.! And he gets all this attention! I try to run inside whenever that big door opens, but the weird big looking cats always push me outside again.! It's not fair. Well, maybe they'll give in and will take me inside with them!