WOW!!!!!!!!!!

A friend came over today and while we were in my garden I heard a noise...

It was a cat. A very distressed sounding cry I'd never heard before. Thought it was on the roof, figured out the cat was under the house of our neighbors.

Got the cat to come to the opening and low and behold!!!!!!

I can't believe he's alive!!!!!!!!! Pulled him out with coax of cat treats and he's just fine.

My daughter is going to be so happy to see him I almost want to pull her out of school early.

Ahhhh!

I'm not sure where Djinn is, if anywhere, but he's still not been found.

Please keep your cats indoors and donate to worthwhile places!
www.citykitties.org is a great place that helps Philadelphia's homless and injured.

I donated $100 in Djinn's name today.

We miss our big kitty

From the biped...

Djinn is still missing. We haven't seen him since the night of the 18th.

On the road again

Dear Diary,

Today I embarked on an adventure of which is only for my kitty ears. I finally convinced my humans to let me roam around in the garden. The once unleapable 6ft fence is now easily jumped thanks to my new diet.

I'm free!

The humans are probably searching the neighborhood for me but I do not want to be found yet.

Jabba the Kitty!

I am now down to 21 lbs and I guess the bipeds feel that's a good thing.

I however can see my feet again and I'm none too happy about that.

I am now so thin though, that I can hop the fence of the garden wall to explore the neighborhood. The bipeds don't feel that is a good thing.

Monday night at midnight, I managed to open the door and run outside. I didn't come back for a day and a half. Freedom! The bipeds decided that I need to be in a home where I can go into the garden and not hop a wall (who has a wall taller than 7 feet?) and be an indoor/ outdoor cat with the protection of a wall of course.

The bipeds have a baby on the way so it seems I'm too much to handle. I am a whole lotta cat. I need a place that has a very large open catbox. You see, my last owner had a tiny, tiny catbox that I couldn't even step inside so I learned I couldn't use one. I'm learning to use one again and do for pee pee time, but not #2. Hence their other reason for needing me to go someplace where they understand how big I am.

Help!

WOW! I can see my balloon knot!

I'm down to 27 lbs. I'm wasting away to nothing! I will pose for new images as soon as I feel ready, but I'm not happy about this new ration regimen. I'm told when I'm slimmer I'm allowed to eat the really good food again at a reasonable amount.

Why is half a bag not reasonable to anyone else but me?

Science Diet is the devil

I've lost three pounds and down to 32 lbs now. The human bi-ped seems pleased at this. I can now effectively clean my bottom area. I remember the last time I saw it something more was there... Hmm... maybe that doctor's visit I woke up from had something to do with that. Wonder how long they've been gone? Haven't seen them for three years now.

I now get the meager rations of 1/4 cup of food twice a day as stated by the professional cat torturer my human calls "the vet". I don't like him much. First he takes my manhood, and now food.