Wow, lots of treats!

Hey everyone! I haven't been able to visit my page in ages and then when I came back I see I have all these treat!! How cool is that?!?! I wish I knew who gave 'em to me so I could say thanks.........Her Royal Fluffiness was wondering why she hadn't gotton any but I told her it's all in the 'tude!
So anyway, I've been a bit sad because school started up and now I'm not gettin' all the attention that I deserve in the day anymore. Summer rules! But my human beans try to make up for it in the afternoon. My mama is always home now, she resigned from work so she could spend more time with me and Buttercup. She didn't tell me that, but I figured like, DAH!, why else would she resign?! What's better then to sit at home and pet me all day? Nothin' as far as I know! Right, so the summer is lettin' up here finally! The Arabian desert is hot I hear. Well, I wouldn't know much about it 'cause I am indoors in the a/c all day, but hey!, it's enough to just KNOW it's over 100 degrees outside everyday. I don't need to actually feel it! Mama is happy when it cools down to the 90s :) In the peak of "winter" it may even stay in the high 70s at high noon if we're lucky! But it's usually warmer like in the 80s. Mama don't like that. She wants to feel a real winter again :)
Yeah, anyway, I'm gonna go check out my buddy Nigel's page. He SO rocks! Have you ever seen what he has to say. I like, totally respect him. He's a dude that knows what he's doing with his life. He can so analyse his mama. She needs to start listening to him. He's a wise kitty!
Ok, I'm off here..............kitty head bumps to you and have a purrrrrr filled day!

It's me again!

Well, it's about freakin' time that Royal Jester of ours gets off the computer and goes and does something constructive for a change so I can say a few words here!
Yeah, so like, I just want to get up on my soap box and complain a bit about the trials of being a second rate Royal kitty. I mean, what's this "Naughty Duchess Kitty sometimes a Princess Kitty" stuff? I mean, so I look a little scruffy and I lick peoples faces and go bezirk every evening at 8. And? Normal! I mean, from what I've been reading here on Catster, I sound pretty normal. Don't you think? A couple of months ago The Scribe goes and freaks out 'cause I'm eating toys and rushes me to the Royal Veterinarian Office (as Her Royal Fluffiness insists we call it) and they did emergency surgery on me, AS IF! They just needed to give me a couple more days and it would have been taken care of after a few hair balls..............but nooooooooo........... these poor human beans just love to think we can't take care of stuff ourselves. Well, I suppose she was lookin' out for me, but sheesh did I have a tummy ache after that..........and the food I had to eat was gross.
Oh! What was that?? *hears top drawer in a bedroom at the back of the house open (where the laser is kept!)* Gotta get! Laser time!!! See ya! Meow Meow!

It's tough being adorable but hey, someone's gotta do it!

Well, it's about time I got my paws on this keyboard! Our Royal Scribe is so possesive of it I was beginning to wonder if I could ever sneak on here and do my own thing. Her Royal Fluffiness is so prissy and full of her daily revelations, that no one cares about what I think.............so here I am! Taking control and ready to roll! Yeah, so today I cruised around the house maaaan, got into some catnip............good stuff that!.............built some sand castles in the kitty box..............and well..........I guess that's it really.............OH YEAH! and I slept............yeah, I slept! Hmmmmmm.............not much else to say really.........oh well.........it's just a beginning, but I'll think of something better for my next entry! I'm gonna get some neat pics of me doing cool stuff here soon..........none of this portrait type rubbish! Ho Hum.........the Royal Jester aka the Royal Scribe, is ready to entertain us..........poor lost soul..............I'll be back!