May 20th 2005 3:40 am
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Insomnia - The inability to get more than twenty hours sleep in a day.
Loyalty - Staying with the one human for more than six weeks.
Stress - A condition only observed in other creatures.
Bird - Canned food with wings but no can.
Flea - A tiny vicious dragon.
Dog - A large hairy overgrown flea.
Consciousness - That annoying time between naps.
Food - Something which must be taken at 30-minute intervals.
Love - A feeling one can only truly have for oneself.
Box - A possible portal to utopia which must be explored and guarded.
Work - An activity carried out by mankind to maintain catkind in comfort.
Humility - No known definition.