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Popcorn Potalo McCabe, you read it here first!

The outside is not all it's cracked up to be!

Brandon decided he would take me out side for a little excursion... just then I realized that the outside is not fun at all! I was terrified... I ran back into the house so fast... unfortunately I had to claw may way right though Brandon... shortly after that he clipped my nails.. go figure! Mezzanote, a fine piece of tale that lives in the house with me. She is getting older, and looking kittylicious.. she a grown cat now! Only, she doesn't really like me so much, I think she's still bitter about that one time I chewed on her face when she was asleep.. she doesn't like waking up that way I guess. Brandon has been gone so much lately, I miss him, He keeps talking about a guy named Grant. I would like to meet this Grant person and see what he is all about. I really hope I am not allergic to him.. some humans set off my allergies...whew!! Silky has been gone for a really long time now. I miss having that soffistiCATed older woman Cat in the house. There is a new cat here name Harley. She is just as tough as her name... she hates me... I mean HATES Me. Whenever I go in her room she makes some kind of weird growl... or something. Well I am off to go climb in a plant and knock it over, chat with you soon!

Popcorn McCabe

Silky is a chrstmas poo

okay last night I was just sniffing silky's "tail" and she decided to go POSTAL. and I do mean POSTAL! she started chasing me... I could even swear she was drooling at that mouth a little. She chased me through the kitchen, through the back room, and back into the Living room. That is where she decided open up a can of whoop as. She held me down with her fierce CHUPA-CAPRA like claws and bit me, when I struggled to get free she started screaming like the one ghost on poltergeist and then let me have it again... of coarse I had her right where I wanted her... but, my dad decided to come rescue me anyways. I may have got a little teary eyed... but only because of how agile and stealth I was in combat! Even still it was nice that my Dad came and "rescued" me. Well I see some wrapping paper dad left on the ground as a toy for me to go rip up and scatter throughout the house.

Happy Hoho!
-Popcorn