DANCIN' GIRL (BE MY FRIEND)

DIET

January 25th 2010 8:37 am
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Mommie has us a a diet. yeah, that 4-letter word...
DIET.
I hate Mommie.
I hate diets.
I hate doc-terrors who tell Mommie we have to be on a diet.
I am starving to death for gawd's sake!
I am wilting away to NOTHING!
She takes our food away at night.
I dream of food, and treats and food and food...
and wake up starving.
There outta be a law.
Mawse should cut back. she's the FAT one, not ME!
I hate Mawse.
She eats wa-aaay too much.
I just don't understand why this diet thing started when I went
to the doc-terror. It certainly wasn't MY doings.
I am only pleasantly plump...NOT fat!
And I really don't have a problem with rolling over like a ball
when I try to groom my non-existent tail.
None at all.
There outta be a law.

 
 

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