My Daddy calls me Puppy....I am not a puppy.
I do not look like a puppy. I do not bark like a puppy.
I am wondering if he is hard of seeing?
Doesn't he know that I don't look like a puppy?
And most certainly, I don't smell like a puppy!
Puppies smell like.....dogs. Have you ever smelled one of
those buggers after they have had a bath?
I know he likes to think of himself as a cat hater....but, I know
a little secret!!! He really does like me! Ha ha!!
I am kinda worried about him though....
He is going to have another birthday next month, so maybe
that's it....he's getting older than dirt.
Maybe he is really, really senile.
Or stoopid! (DO NOT EVER TELL HIM I SAID THAT!)
*snort* sneeze....I think I'll go hide.....