I heard Ma and Pa talking about getting a sprinkler system put in our yard.
I thought, "Oh, NO, they're gonna get a DAWG!!!!" I don't want a dog!
Mawsie says, "Dancer, you are beyond stoopid. You are on the number one list for an idiot."
"I am not!!!"
"Yes you are. Haven't you been paying attention? Haven't you seen those men outdoors with hoses and stuff they are putting in the yard?"
"Well, yeah......"
"Well, IDIOT NUMBER ONE, that will be our sprinkler system."
Dancer says, "Oh, I get it....the men are gonna sprinkle the yard! Thank goodness, I thought they were getting a dawg!"
Mawsie walked away shaking her head, muttering under her breath,
"Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid!"