Daddy says there is a gopher out there where my Ma is planning to put all the new rose bushes. That's great! I think I would like a tasty little gopher.
(Tastes like chicken!) He is quite big enough, I could probably share him with Mawsie....although she is such a pig, she would probably eat it all!
Come on, Ma, open the door! Let me out! I will take care of that gopher for you!