DANCIN' GIRL (BE MY FRIEND)

CRABBY CAT

May 13th 2006 9:20 am
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I was sitting on the chair by the computer
this morning, minding my own beeswax, and
Mean Mawsie came over and stared staring at
me.
"Go away," I said.
"No, Sissypants..." she said nastily.
"I'll tell Mom!"
"Go ahead, Rat face, chicken, boo-boo."
"You are so-oooo mean," I said.
"Am not," Mawse said.
"Am too!"
"Am not and I am bigger than you and smarter."
"Am not, you're just fat! And mean," I said.
"Am not. And I want that chair!"
"No."
"Yes."
"NO-OOOOOO!" I'll tell Mommie!"
"You lily livered chicken spit!"
"Am not!"
"Uh-huh."
"Uh-uh....and I was here first."
"SO?" Mawsie said being all hissy and nasty like
she always is.
She lunged for me and I screamed, "Ma-aaaaaa!"
"Tattletail, tattletail, hanging on the bull's tail!"
Mommie told Mawsie to leave me alone.
I wish I was an only cat-child.
But, I got to keep my chair!
"Nan ner naner na-aaa-ner!"
(Gotta rub it in a bit, ya know!) Ha!

 
 

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