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Why are humans so dumb???

June 13th 2013 3:10 pm
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Our weather has been favorable until last night. It turned into one of those humid nights. We had threat of storms and the windows could not be left open. No more welcoming all that nice fresh, cool night time air. Male human placed the window unit A.C., in the bedroom. Girl Human slept to well. She woke up and hour and half after her normal time.
She missed the hot coffee. The coffee pot had already turned off. She foamed up her milk and placed the luke warm coffee into the cup. Not bad. To lazy to heat it don't have time.

Then before she knew it, it was time to do all the chores. She was hungry. No normal bacon and egg breakfast today. She decided to make up a greek yogurt mix. she used pecans, raisins, honey,cinnamon, nutmag and ginger. She made a cup of hot green tea and proceeded to eat her yogurt.

She took a few bites before she realized the yogurt didn't taste right. It was fine yesterday. It smelled fine today. It's not that old. She kept on eating it.
"I bet it was that spoonful of sunflower butter I had before the yogurt" she thought. "Wow, I learned one thing you never eat sunflower butter with greek yogurt". She continued on with the meal. Every taste was strange.
Almost to the end of the bowl she noticed a garlic taste.in "Garlic OMG, not Ginger?? "Well it won't kill me, it's good for the stomach", she thought again to herself..
She returned to the kitchen and had a little milk to get rid of the garlic taste. She had read once that, milk takes away the odor. Surprise, it worked. The taste was gone.
She then picked up her tea with the tea bags still in it. She opened the refrigerator door and started to place her hot tea in the refrigerator. "Dumbbell", she said and took the tea bags out of the cup and threw them in the trash. She shut the frig door and returned to her chair..
That was a Human's fog morning. I'm sure glad we kitties have a mind sharp as a tac at all times.

 
 

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Purred by: Xena Princess Warrior DG#23 (Catster Member)

June 13th 2013 at 3:50 pm

I must say that is good for a wonderpurr morning laugh!!!

Mom has those moments too, but she calls the senior moments...

You are right us cats are sharp as a tac!!!!
Purred by: Daisy Angel (Catster Member)

June 13th 2013 at 5:37 pm

That's sounds like quite a morning. My mom wakes up an hour and half early every day - wishes she could over sleep so she's not like a zombie all day!

Good thing you got the kitties to keep you in line. Mine sure keep me on schedule.

Purrs,
Daisy
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

June 14th 2013 at 12:53 am

MOL! Those humans are funny!
Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

June 14th 2013 at 3:01 am

They are hooman only after all Annie we just have to love them anyway. MOL.
Purred by: Linus Lacey's Baboo DB56 (Catster Member)

June 14th 2013 at 6:20 pm

I keep hoping my humanz will be dumb enough to forget I was fed and feed me again. That would be really great.
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

June 14th 2013 at 9:48 pm

...just as long as they don't furget that litterbox...no the boxes...


MOL! You had meowmy giggling!
Sometimes she tries to put things in the fridge, too...and sometimes she opens the fridge to hunt fur something that is in the cupboard, and only realizes that when she can't find what she wants in the fridge, MOL!!
Purred by: Kallie (Catster Member)

June 15th 2013 at 4:43 pm

hehe humans!
Mine was washing something in the tub and forgot to turn off the water. If not for a friend asking to use the restrm fore they left the tub would have overflowed. Thank the Cat in the sky we're not like that. MOL!
Purred by: Calie Dreamette #17 (Catster Member)

June 22nd 2013 at 11:32 pm

MOL Mom had had mornings like that she is sooo not a morning human at all but at least she does remember she must feed the cats!


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