November 15th 2011 5:57 pm
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Yesterday, when Mommy got home from work, she noticed I was walking kind of funny. You know my mommy, she got super worried that I may be having another neurological episode. She circled me, trying to determine which leg was making me a little wobbly.
When she got a glimpse of my floofy pants, guess what she saw?!
A swingin' dingleberry!
That's right, friends, I had a perfectly formed, HUGE, ball of poopie dangling from my floofy pants, swinging in the breeze! It was about the size of a bowling ball. Did I mention it was HUGE?!
Mommy made a move to grab me and I ran, letting that dingleberry swing back and forth as I leaped from the stairs to the couch to the windowseat! Mommy finally caught me and got rid of my swingin' dingleberry.
When Mommy was a work and I couldn't get it to stop following me, I had to accept that the dingleberry wasn't going anywhere. I considered naming it. It was so big and had so much swingin' personality, I almost missed it when it was gone!
P.S. It was stinky.
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Isn't it funny how a subject like this will get us all to come runnin'? MOL! I applaud the swingin' dingleberry.
Good thing your Mom came home and freed you from the dingleberry!
I don't understand why your brother didn't bat it off of you so you could both play with it all around the house!
A Pendulous Poopie...or a Poopie-Pendulum...
Did you scoot anywhere to try and make it come off?
MOL! I wanna know what you were gonna name it!
OMC! I can't wait till Newman hears about this...
MOL! MOL! MOL! Luv, Tink
dood...how bout dingle berry leo's larry...kinda haza nice ring two it sorta...N we can bet a case oh trout, him or one oh hiz relatives will bee back for ewe noe it !!!
eeeeewiiiiie!!! I am so lucky not ta has fluffy pants! Harrison does MOL! My mommy read this and said eeeeewwwwie out loud only 'cause she knew a purrrrson a long times ago that his furrriends cawwwled him dingleberry-and it had something ta do with his hooooman fluffy pants MOL! MOL!
I put a poem in my diary dedicated to Newman, YOU, and Hunter(who also has a diary entry about this). It's about "dangles"!!! Luv, Tink
Leo, that is one of the BEST diary entries I have EVER read! I get SD (swingin' dingleberries) too! Aren't they fun! You and your mom sound like you have a great time together, trying to get them off you. Mom even gave me a new name because my floofy pants attract those SD's. She calls me "Crumbsies on my Bummsie" Sterling. Except, they are NOT crumbs! Like you said, they are more like bowling balls! MOL!
Dang, that is so pawsome, Leo! A swinging dingleberry - wish you could have gotten a picture of it! Tink - I'm off to read your diary entry. You guys need to post this stuff in our Poopology group too!
MOL!!!!!!! That is funny!