It’s been a while since we visited Hello Kittyville, so I thought I’d drop by and see what’s new. If you can think of it, Sanrio can slap Hello Kitty on it faster than you can say Crapapalooza.
My fave is the Hello Kitty toaster that not only pinks up your kitchen appliance collection, but also burns Hello Kitty into the toast. Yep, this is at the top of my Christmas list:
I don’t really need an AK-47, but I did buy one, you can bet it would be the Hello Kitty model:
If you believe that a Mad-Maxesque Armageddon is on its way, you might want to equip your bunker with a Hello Kitty tank:
Your tank’s engine will purrrrrrr like a kitten if you fill ‘er up with Hello Kitty motor oil:
Looking for a gift for the Cat Guy in your life? Check out these HK manties:
And if your HK manties-wearing Cat Guy is a lumberjack, he might like to complete his ensemble with a Hello Kitty chainsaw:
As for dogs wearing Hello Kitty…. well, there should be a law against it, and I think they think so, too:
But the grand slam winner of improbale Hello Kitty Products is this: Eggshell Membrane Oil. Mmmmmm, good!
[SOURCE: Hello Kitty Hell]