St Pat's Day Shopping Guide for Irish & Irish-Wannabe Cats (Pt 1)
[WHERE TO BUY: Pampered Whiskers]
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer.
Before you know it, St Patrick's Day will be heer, and I don't want any of you to git pinched fer not waring green! So for the next few days I'll be showing yoo sum of my faverite piks for St Patrick's Day clothing and gear.
At the top, FEVVERS!!!!! Thare's nuthin' better than a kyoot owtfit that duz dubble dooty as a toy, too. And thare are plenty of fevvers to play with on this stylish St Pat's hat and collar ensemble, excloosively frum Pampered Whiskers. Your order will be delivered in a classy black hat box.
Next we have VARY comfy tees with BLING! And you know how I love my bling! You'll be both stylish AND cumfterbul in this non-fussy deezine frum Michi Pet.
[WHERE TO BUY: Michi Pet]
Below, a hand-kroshayed cat swetter adornd with shamroks that bring good luk! The three shades of green enshure that yoo won't git pinched on the big day!
[WHERE TO BUY: Western Critters]
If yer not big on waring kyoot owtfits, consider waring a kyoot clover collar!
[WHERE TO BUY: missmoustache]
You mite be mistaken fur a lepperkawn in this knit hat!
[WHERE TO BUY: Princess Pearl's Closet]
On St Patrick's Day, thare's nuthin' like a pint o' Muther's Milk, followed by a catnip chaser!
[Where to buy: All About Cats]
Evrything heer is hand crafted, meening it's not sum cheezy made-in-China crap, so yer helping America and Americans by buying this stuff!