Skeezix the Cat's Holiday Shopping Guide: $20 or Less
Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. If munney is a little tite in yer howse rite now like it is in owrs, I'm thinkin' yoo mite appreciate sum gift ideas that won't brake the bank. Today's selekshun feechers Holiday gifts for 20 bucks or less.
Chet Phillips Illustration
This guy knows cats, and many of his werks are rich visual puns. In addishun to prints, he sells bookmarks, wich are grate cheep gifts when yoo wanna give just a little sumthing more than a card, or are looking for gifts for book club frends. Or if yoo flat out don't wanna spend a lot of munneys on sumwun. Anyway, heer are just a few of his grate deezines:
Whirly Bird Cat Toy
Cats, if yoo don't have one, put the Whirly Bird on yer wish list NOW! I've given Whirly Bird Cat Toys as gifts to dozens of my frends, and evrybuddy goze NUTS over the whirlybirdl Evry cat in owr howse LOVES it, and it is especially good for cats who are stuck indoors. Yoo git yer persun to swing this pole thing arownd with a berdie on the end. It sownds ixzaktly like a reel berd flying in the air. It makes my big bruther Mao chatter win he sees it.
The initial rig is about $12, but spring for the extra set of berdies, cuz yoo'll need 'em. The website itself looks a little sketchy, but no worries -- I've purchased frum them lots of times with no problems -- yoo place the order on the website and then she'll send yoo a PayPal invoice to pay. If yoo ask, for a cupple extra buks she'll send it out by Priority Male.
My Food Lady has to drink a few galluns of coffee evry day otherwize she's snappish. I think one of these kyoot Kitty Coffee Cuffs wood put her in a good mood ferst thing in the morning. And, sinse yoo use them over and over agin, thare good for the planet.