Mina the Cat

Mina was born and raised in Chicago, but now lives in suburban San Francisco.  Her interests include eating, sleeping, and being worshipped as a pagan deity. She owns two well-trained humans who she refers to as "Mommy and Daddy" or "Vassal Thralls," depending upon her mood.

Full Name: Mina Hilligoss-Toles

Age: 12

Location: The center of the known universe

Where You Can Stalk Me on the Internet: Facebook

What I Do for a Living: As little as felinely possible.

What I Do for Fun: Scratch cardboard, eat the gravy from canned food, sleep on Daddy's black laundry.

The Furry Members of My Household Are: I don't want any competition!

My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Me, myself, and I.

My Pet Peeve Is: People who think they're more important that I am.

My Guilty Pleasures Are: That would imply I feel guilty for anything.

How I Deal with Cat Hair: I shed it on mommy and daddy and all their stuff.

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up:  I want to be the first kitty to live on an all-gravy diet.

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