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Mina was born and raised in Chicago, but now lives in suburban San Francisco. Her interests include eating, sleeping, and being worshipped as a pagan deity. She owns two well-trained humans who she refers to as "Mommy and Daddy" or "Vassal Thralls," depending upon her mood.
Full Name: Mina Hilligoss-Toles
Location: The center of the known universe
Where You Can Stalk Me on the Internet: Facebook
What I Do for a Living: As little as felinely possible.
What I Do for Fun: Scratch cardboard, eat the gravy from canned food, sleep on Daddy's black laundry.
The Furry Members of My Household Are: I don't want any competition!
My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Me, myself, and I.
My Pet Peeve Is: People who think they're more important that I am.
My Guilty Pleasures Are: That would imply I feel guilty for anything.
How I Deal with Cat Hair: I shed it on mommy and daddy and all their stuff.
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: I want to be the first kitty to live on an all-gravy diet.
Mar 11, 2013 — The camera loves me. How could it not?
Mar 4, 2013 — Lazy? No. Just hard at work at avoiding all work.
Feb 26, 2013 — When you sneeze, it scares cats. Plus, you're doing it wrong. So stop sneezing already.
Feb 12, 2013 — I answer questions about cat recreation, cat food, relationships, and Sphynx creepiness.
Feb 5, 2013 — You'll learn a lot about the feline way when you read this. I know more than you about cats.
Jan 29, 2013 — Unlike most things humans do, watching this spectacle isn't totally stupid, if you do it right.
Jan 22, 2013 — You know I don't like "outside," so here's a review of the available options nearby.
Jan 15, 2013 — "You, Flea-Bag, are no Mina the Cat!"
Jan 8, 2013 — This abstaining kitty provides a public service announcement: Catnip is for LOSERS.
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