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Dale Shaw is a U.K.-based television and radio writer, journalist, fiction writer, performer, and musician. As well as having a number of scripts in development, he has recently written for Russell Howard’s Good News, That Mitchell and Webb Sound, The Now Show, The News Quiz, The Impressions Show, The Odd Half Hour, Meanwhile It's Will and Greg, Anna & Katy, One, and School of Comedy, plus features for The Guardian and the Huffington Post. He will soon travel through every U.S. state on the bus and, if he survives, write a book about it.
Full Name (Including Embarrassing Second Names): Dale Andrew Shaw
Age: Over 11
What I Do for a Living: Writer
What I Do for Fun: Not write
The Furry Members of My Household Are: Sadly all imaginary
My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Usually myself -- an endless source of tragicomedy
My Pet Peeve Is: Poor pedestrianism
My Guilty Pleasures Are: Too numerous/borderline illegal to mention
How I Deal with Dog/Cat Hair: Loud and conspicuous tutting
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: Gallagher 3
Nov 12, 2012 — I was young and foolish, and I went to war with a cat. What was I thinking? It was a cat!
Jun 19, 2012 — From the mouths of cats come ... actual sentences? Our cracked team of researchers decode kitty language, and it's not a pretty thing.
Apr 11, 2012 — There are scores of apps out there that are all about your cat -- some useful, some ridiculous, and many completely insane. Here our some of our favorites.
Mar 27, 2012 — In her "Cat Whisperer" Funny or Die skits, Julie Klausner plays a slightly more demented version of herself and tells her darkest secrets to cats.
Mar 19, 2012 — Still mad that The Wire is off the air? Love cats and foul language? Prepare to flip out over the Kitteh Citteh Tumblr page -- it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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