— Everyone chews their cats' food and feeds it to them by mouth, right? Show of hands? Anyone?
— Know your cat. Know your products. Know your budget. It's easy if you come prepared!
— I long feared felines. How is it that I came to work in cat rescue and have 2 gorgeous cats of my own?
— I like dogs, but I'd rather skip the walks and cat-huff from inside my air-conditioned home.
— Whoever ditched this cat is a fool; his tooth is actually a unicorn horn. His new family knows!