— Cleaning the litter box is nothing compared with the horrors that occur in bed and the bathroom.
— When living with cats, if I'm wearing pants around the house after work, I'M the weird one.
— To register for the Feline Apathy Guild Annual Conference, cats should ... oh, never mind.
— We believe she's happy about going to Hollywood despite her look ... but that face ... THAT FACE!
— With three cats, I enjoy more squee-worthy moments. That said: so much poop! See photos.