— Thanks to the enterprising seventh grader, Hello Kitty's intergalactic domination is complete.
— No, seriously. I recently started supporting the very places I had always despised.
— Is kitty expecting? We hope not. But if so, here's what you can expect.
— Do you believe your kitty might be a good candidate? Here are the basics of the process.
— Sometimes cats are chased away. Some escape. Others, we don't know. What's your experience?
— The fashion site adds cats to spoof brands such as Chanel, Vuitton, and (heh) Miu Miu.
— Tulip is a sweet, demure, delicate kitty. But when it's feeding time? Watch out.
— We're awash in kitty keisters. We must share!
— Was he psychic? Lucky? Could he teleport? I don't know, but he always tracked me down.
— I believe cats don't hold onto resentment -- they're too smart for that, frankly. What do you think?